Tumblr (3.0; @kakaopor)http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5528363c97f85852ac06b857ef248d40/tumblr_mlpf9qVGDk1s9axe9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://transcribedstuffs.tumblr.com/post/48685777909/fault-tolerance-so-how-do-i-query-the">transcribedstuffs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Fault-tolerance</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>- So, how do I query the database?<br/>- It’s not a database. It’s a key-value store!<br/>- Ok, It’s not a database. How do I query it?<br/>- You write a distributed map reduce function in Erlang!<br/>- Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?<br/>- I believe I did, Bob.</p> </blockquote> <p>John Muellerleile / jrecursive</p> </blockquote> <p>:D</p>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/48685811715http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/48685811715Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:47:50 +0200loldatabasemap-reduceerlangdev<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ee4aff49a863994b0259f4e66e406d0/tumblr_mkbbghuezF1s9axe9o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://transcribedstuffs.tumblr.com/post/46410806558/x-marks-the-spot-spot-marks-the-x-x-spots-the">transcribedstuffs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“X marks the spot</p> <p>Spot marks the X</p> <p>X spots the mark - oh come on”</p> </blockquote>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/46410897667http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/46410897667Wed, 27 Mar 2013 10:27:48 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0044972e0c82aaab95a732e0fa99877/tumblr_mjvdumVjXi1rjjaj8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://papirnyuszi.tumblr.com/post/45687326844/via-fb">papirnyuszi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151479596098810&set=o.253036679892&type=1&theater">FB</a></p> </blockquote> <p>“keep calm and stay in your car and move to an other one - belugymin”</p>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45915218652http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45915218652Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:11:11 +0100keep calm<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8qb1yAsk21rt02sco1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://babonamadzag.tumblr.com/post/29390253938/qwop">babonamadzag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>QWOP</p> </blockquote>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45772738877http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45772738877Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:36:57 +0100qwopcosplay<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a920701dd59c641f18ad40778a15073/tumblr_mjwentb8NJ1qhoileo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ilyet én is akarok… öhm… kérek szépen?… :)</p>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45744105501http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45744105501Tue, 19 Mar 2013 09:09:28 +0100bacon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md80ckxwP91qc2bleo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md80ckxwP91qc2bleo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)</em></p> </blockquote>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45732352421http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45732352421Tue, 19 Mar 2013 04:48:22 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f51831ba1b218a00e998afefc0afb359/tumblr_mgmiymK1Um1s2618oo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65c3d16db9b1c189ee4a1d35aee91979/tumblr_mgmiymK1Um1s2618oo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc2f13fa5bc36b47fcff068f10361a8c/tumblr_mgmiymK1Um1s2618oo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba22f7178fe172f17d0610db0fa45a51/tumblr_mgmiymK1Um1s2618oo10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8eea464eda9d91ef37df578368393c3/tumblr_mgmiymK1Um1s2618oo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33f6fe8ef8225018302480f1dd54f379/tumblr_mgmiymK1Um1s2618oo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ac55137058af3562f7b4b8c9db664ec/tumblr_mgmiymK1Um1s2618oo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04187d9eb875d8a592fcebe39d95671a/tumblr_mgmiymK1Um1s2618oo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3486c72b0200726e7d1e45c1ab53eb88/tumblr_mgmiymK1Um1s2618oo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dac92a5415fac6efde6b7a393e230f3f/tumblr_mgmiymK1Um1s2618oo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cuminyomamasface.tumblr.com/post/45710495637/lovehides-that-is-why-whyshityourpantz">cuminyomamasface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovehides.tumblr.com/post/45698532901/that-is-why-whyshityourpantz-welcome-to">lovehides</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://that-is-why.tumblr.com/post/45693438924/whyshityourpantz-welcome-to-swedens-pants-and">that-is-why</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whyshityourpantz.tumblr.com/post/40523878342/welcome-to-swedens-pants-and-im-so-sorry-i-made">whyshityourpantz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>welcöme to sweden’s pants</p> <p>and i’m so sorry i made this D:</p> </blockquote> <p><span class="st">Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Detta är perfekt - Ez tökéletes <3 <3 <3</p> </blockquote> <p>a regular ordinary swedish meal time kimaradt :/</p> </blockquote>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45712212602http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45712212602Tue, 19 Mar 2013 00:51:15 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/403c5f5810c4cc5e37554b64b854ba13/tumblr_mj4473bMXR1qza92bo1_r2_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thug.hu/post/45605879122/oruletesbringagep-ralphabetsoup-kontent">longcatislooooong</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oruletesbringagep.tumblr.com/post/45604912011/ralphabetsoup">oruletesbringagep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ralphabetsoup.tumblr.com/post/44911600744">ralphabetsoup</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://gifs.gifbin.com/1238409517_owl_om_nom_nom.gif"/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>kontent</p> </blockquote>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45686322158http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45686322158Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:38:52 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98079abb68f1676f8b82a398bebfb6cc/tumblr_mjtt6lmyMM1qiqf01o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/802cb31e11db304c5abf7b570f65534d/tumblr_mjtt6lmyMM1qiqf01o9_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5373be2db26b0f6d45851424da3b7eb7/tumblr_mjtt6lmyMM1qiqf01o6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/342a2fb42898a8952d0112473fe92766/tumblr_mjtt6lmyMM1qiqf01o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f08fbaa88a28c918f062cf5634308393/tumblr_mjtt6lmyMM1qiqf01o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/badc4b66cc403db2d477b739da1face8/tumblr_mjtt6lmyMM1qiqf01o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4704aa94e3ef7a1b86d7beb371893699/tumblr_mjtt6lmyMM1qiqf01o5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e51a55b383a9ad637eb2de334a03ff5/tumblr_mjtt6lmyMM1qiqf01o7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/032d03c5742742f190dbc2f17f70ec2d/tumblr_mjtt6lmyMM1qiqf01o8_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c2828147e63a7b04b0dd609beedec54/tumblr_mjtt6lmyMM1qiqf01o10_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45684712473http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45684712473Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:12:23 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56390e65522b2a3cebf34dccb8a22fe5/tumblr_mjuj06qtfQ1qzzsejo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotnastyhabits.tumblr.com/post/45667565985/miinka-kovtomi-orsolyka-kb-minden-ferfi">igotnastyhabits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miinka.tumblr.com/post/45667489193/kovtomi-orsolyka-kb-minden-f-rfi-akit">miinka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kovtomi.tumblr.com/post/45667087123/orsolyka-kb-minden-ferfi-akit-ismerek-true">kovtomi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://orsolyka.tumblr.com/post/45660924569/kb-minden-ferfi-akit-ismerek">orsolyka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>kb minden férfi, akit ismerek.</p> </blockquote> <p>True</p> </blockquote> <p>minden rajzos</p> </blockquote> <p>Minden én</p> </blockquote> <p>Csatlakozom.</p>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45682806513http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45682806513Mon, 18 Mar 2013 18:39:42 +0100calvinhobbeskázmérhuba<p>így lett <span>a két éves kutyámnak </span><span>egy nagy adag junior tápja&#8230;</span></p> <p>Bacont mondjuk nem nagyon zavarja, tolja be ezt is rendesen. <span>És így végülis egy úttal jutalomfalatot is sikerült beszerezni.</span></p>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45580882943http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45580882943Sun, 17 Mar 2013 14:07:35 +0100bacon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9194811a77afe3b51c260289b84700df/tumblr_mjsxrhuIHp1qhoileo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Amúgy én gecire megmondtam”</p> <p><small>Valahonnan tumblrről van, de Facebookon láttam és nincs meg a forrás, sorry :/</small></p>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45576484913http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45576484913Sun, 17 Mar 2013 12:11:41 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf6b427acb235a64594f6d957ec8adea/tumblr_mjlr7wXtgQ1qjijimo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotnastyhabits.tumblr.com/post/45343935858/azazelm0rdant-oke-d-ddddddddd">igotnastyhabits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azazelm0rdant.tumblr.com/post/45342989431/oke-d">azazelm0rdant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oké :D</p> </blockquote> <p>:DDDDDDDDD</p> </blockquote>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45412546654http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45412546654Fri, 15 Mar 2013 11:57:06 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/186cee24db0ee1782f9ae7f4e21bfce8/tumblr_mjiaxyzEYs1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73e871a87d8c3c37c7ff4590bba78e7c/tumblr_mjiaxyzEYs1qzcv7no2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0b311e7506dba902732ef35aa9d1676/tumblr_mjiaxyzEYs1qzcv7no3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30bfd8bf7c5bb71a0d04829e526bc041/tumblr_mjiaxyzEYs1qzcv7no4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0efa9df27a165abca9f485cf5fd9780d/tumblr_mjiaxyzEYs1qzcv7no5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gergomagyaraz.tumblr.com/post/45342963566/kanly-dog-tales-aw">gergomagyaraz</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kanly.tumblr.com/post/45342898305/dog-tales">kanly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dog Tales</p> </blockquote> <p>aw</p> </blockquote>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45412473769http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45412473769Fri, 15 Mar 2013 11:54:11 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af5c03b8340a3dac88e4e30d3362a5d6/tumblr_mjmy866Exw1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aliende1on.tumblr.com/post/45334516686/dog-snout-inflates">aliende1on</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>:D</p> </blockquote>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45339368290http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45339368290Thu, 14 Mar 2013 12:59:43 +0100gifanim gifkutyadoglol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b0ccee886f1a383c0d089306d8a75ae/tumblr_mjfl4w8PeT1s3hdsjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45332959903http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45332959903Thu, 14 Mar 2013 08:43:39 +0100eyepadipad<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af58f5a8980260dd8eaeb6701cfb6967/tumblr_mjlmaknx761qhoileo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Space Invaders fotel, kell.</p>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45263473122http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45263473122Wed, 13 Mar 2013 13:20:42 +0100spaceinvadersspace invaders<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcnysgmAMA1ql2603o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gecisbugyi.tumblr.com/post/45218323689/ddd">gecisbugyi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>:DDD</p> </blockquote>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45257670534http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45257670534Wed, 13 Mar 2013 09:34:06 +0100gifanim gifkutyadog<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83ffa19108499023c4bdcb0032c5f02f/tumblr_mjduom3uZq1s71nnwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fubenalvo.tumblr.com/post/44925057624/bujocskazo-bastya">fubenalvo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bújócskázó Bástya.</p> </blockquote>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45181145184http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45181145184Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:51:56 +0100hedgehogsünisün<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/143417a8bd567dee5eacac7da00e4b9e/tumblr_mjhzb3LfVR1qhoileo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Eddig ez a legjobb <em>“gratuláltunk, nyertél”</em> spam, amit láttam.</p>http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45107181305http://kakaopor.tumblr.com/post/45107181305Mon, 11 Mar 2013 14:11:27 +0100spam